SUNDAY FAN FICTION REPORT - 11/2/97
[Previous report was for 11/1/97]
There's a new fan fiction site now available called THE SACRED ARCHIVES OF TED. This one should make Joxer fans happy. The site will make available fan fiction featuring ANY of the characters Ted Raimi has played in either XWP or other series. The URL is: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7319/joxerstories.html
As for tonight - comedy RULES!!!!!
GABRIELLE'S HOPELESS by Joanna
This NEEDS to be REQUIRED reading for EVERY Xenite after a viewing of the episode GABRIELLE'S HOPE!!! HYSTERICAL does not even come close to describing this guys! If we have a sketch like this to look forward to after each of the rift episodes, THEN I WANT A LONGER RIFT!!! In fact, we could just have a couple of seasons worth of rifts!! Set after the events in GH, this has our innocent little bard and a slightly CLUELESS Warrior Princess "discovering" an abandoned baby girl floating down the river in a basket. While Xena is then wondering how they can find the missing parents, Gabrielle is busy bonding with the little tyke...and trying to keep her from eating bloody hearts before dinner. Keep all liquids away from the keyboard for this one and get your sides ready because they are going to HURT!!! VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!
KAMA XUTRA (THE) by Kanvil
It's going to take weeks for my funny bone to recover after this particular gem!! If Joanna's story above doesn't land you in the hospital from laughing so much - this one likely will! The tale has Xena and the bard traveling to the Isle of Lesbos to visit Sappho and her famous library. To their great shock, Gabrielle's stories are among the most popular tales featured - only the versions available seem to include some extra scenes Gabrielle never wrote - scenes which have suddenly made the warrior and her bard into the most well-known and - er - admired lovers in Greece ;-) This is BEYOND FUNNY folks! VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
For those of you reading this post who are not familiar with the term alternative (alt.), it refers to ADULT stories that add a romantic element to the relationship between Xena and Gabby, depicting them as more than just friends.